Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Monday, October 17, 2011

PC Addictometer!!!


How to know if you're addicted to PC..

You’ve been spending too much time in front of your PC when…
1. You never leave home without a pendrive, even when you’re out to get some roti canai
2. You watch TV at your PC
3. You forgot how to operate your cd player cause the buttons are not the same as in Winamp
4. You’re seeing ones and zeroes running around your screen
5. You wish for a PC in heaven
6. You sleep with your PC on so that you could continue after you get up
7. You have to set your screensaver to 5 seconds to eventually see it pop up
8. You try to connect every electronic equipments in your house to your PC (PS: a toaster is going too far)
9. You know your cyber friends better than your real friends
10. You finish a PC game campaign in less than 3 days and you would be looking for a new one the next day

**wrote this a few years back in my friendster blog

Monday, October 3, 2011

Restoran baru punyer!!!

Ah Kang : Weh friend...you know ah..over there got new restaurant..special woohh...food very delicious one!!
Mael : Sedap ka? got halal one or not?
Ah Kang : Haiyaa...don't worry la...got malay working there oso..
Mael : Ok la..you blanja ah..
Ah Kang : No problem!!kawan punya pasai!!

As they arrive in front of the restaurant minutes later...


Mael : Weh Ah Kang..you mau kena ka?you cakap halal punya
Ah Kang : Ya laaaa....watsemete?
Mael : Then..kenapa ada kasi babi free sama orang???
Ah Kang : Haiya...ini orang 'pork free' pun tatau..

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