Aku.....jual Rolex???

Agak2 la diaorg ni...nak spoof email aku pun jgn la antar kat aku balik. Ni kira mencabar ni. 

Spammers gampreng!!!

Enlargement pills???wtf...

PC Addictometer!!!

How to know if you're addicted to PC..

You’ve been spending too much time in front of your PC when…

1. You never leave home without a pendrive, even when you’re out to get some roti canai
2. You watch TV at your PC
3. You forgot how to operate your cd player cause the buttons are not the same as in Winamp
4. You’re seeing ones and zeroes running around your screen
5. You wish for a PC in heaven
6. You sleep with your PC on so that you could continue after you get up
7. You have to set your screensaver to 5 seconds to eventually see it pop up
8. You try to connect every electronic equipments in your house to your PC (PS: a toaster is going too far)
9. You know your cyber friends better than your real friends
10. You finish a PC game campaign in less than 3 days and you would be looking for a new one the next day

**wrote this a few years back in my friendster blog

Email Security Tips

I'm no expert in internet security but there's a couple of tips that I can share :

Website registration / subscription

Do not register / subscribe to any website using your email address together with its own password.

Use any other password because there is never a need for any website to use your email address with its password. Those websites that require your email password is very likely to have inappropriate intentions towards your email. Possible risk is your email address could be used to spam all the addresses in your contact list and probably there are others as well. It's not worth the risk..so back off from subscribing to such websites. However, there are cases where you have to log in to other third party websites for example when sharing a website through Facebook where you have to log in first through a box with a secured (https) address; or logging in to a Google ID to comment on a web blog.

Use separate accounts

Do not use your office email or any email containing confidential data to goof around in the net like downloading and subscribing to potentially malicious or demeaning websites. Use a separate account in stead. Saves you the danger, reputation and conscience.

That's all I could think of right now. More tips when anything comes up in mind.





Translation by Google Translate (muahahaha..pande2 le kome) :

Saya tidak pakar dalam keselamatan internet tetapi terdapat beberapa tips yang saya boleh berkongsi:

Pendaftaran laman web / langganan
Jangan mendaftar / melanggan mana-mana laman web menggunakan alamat e-mel anda bersama-sama dengan kata laluan sendiri. Apa-apa penggunaan kata laluan yang lain kerana tidak pernah ada keperluan untuk laman web mana-mana menggunakan alamat e-mel anda dengan kata laluan. Laman-laman web yang memerlukan kata laluan e-mel anda sangat mungkin mempunyai niat yang tidak sesuai ke arah e-mel anda. Risiko yang mungkin adalah alamat e-mel anda dapat digunakan untuk spam semua alamat dalam senarai kenalan anda dan mungkin ada orang lain juga. Ia tidak berbaloi risiko .. supaya berundur daripada melanggan laman-laman web tersebut. Walau bagaimanapun, terdapat kes-kes di mana anda perlu untuk log masuk ke laman web pihak ketiga yang lain contohnya apabila berkongsi laman web melalui Facebook di mana anda perlu log masuk pertama melalui kotak dengan alamat bercagar (https); atau log in ke ID Google comment pada blog web.

Gunakan akaun berasingan
Jangan gunakan e-mel pejabat anda atau mana-mana e-mel yang mengandungi data sulit untuk orang bodoh di dalam bersih seperti memuat turun dan melanggan kepada laman-laman web yang berpotensi berniat jahat atau merendahkan martabat. Guna akaun yang berasingan bagi pihak. Menjimatkan bahaya, reputasi dan perasaan hati.

Itu semua saya boleh berfikir sekarang. More tips apabila apa-apa jua yang datang dalam fikiran.

Hier Klicken!

Hier Klicken is in German and it means 'click here' in English. It's pretty f***ing obvious by the pronunciation no? Thought I only know how to curse and swear in German didn't you..hah?? So don't get me started now. Well you guys are bloody hell wondering what am I trying to tell you ain't it? Enuff all the English crap already.

You see..back in the year 2007, when i wasn't so bright about blogging..hell had it yet existed at that time I'm not sure...well I like any normal rocker with savvy IT skills went looking for lyrics for a Russian rock band named Gorky Park. I looked and I looked and I looked and it is nowhere to be found. After days and days of looking and hair pulling at last I had proven myself to be masterful at the art of surfing the net and gloriously celebrated the find.

 

It was though outrageously hard to find that I had to subcribe to a German website (ironically) named Valuemail  to get them lyrics you see.. and the only thing in English in the website was it's domain name!! It wasn't easy i tell you..it takes a lot of swearing in several languages to finally able to subscribe to the website in order to get the lyrics..and that's where my German lesson began.

From that moment on I am eternally stuck to receiving their newsletter promoting ads of travels and cars and others which i don't f***ing understand what their saying. All they send me was all Freunden Ziegen...Freunden Ziegen..but thanks to the magical Google Translate I found out what it meant eventually which is 'Show Friends'. Besides all the bollocks that I have to read every now and then, thank you to my unwittingly curious kind habit of opening every mail in my inbox..some good came out of it when they sent me a picture that I'm happy to say to be the envy of every other people.hehe..recognise it??

Now that I am more German literate than ever..I hope that one day I'll be free of this German invasion on my email inbox. Well that's the end of the story. I'll be off to bed now. Cheerio