Go For Gold!!!

People have always invested in gold but most of them are naive. They invest in jeweleries and lets their wives wear them. The recent fever of investing in gold bars and dinars is simply because it's becoming too hard to talk their wives into selling them back. It was like investing your money into a black hole!!!  The only way their investments reach maturity is when their wives are dead and they have no daughters. Now we have the solution everyone's been waiting for. I say go for gold bars, gentlemen!!!

Hier Klicken!

Hier Klicken is in German and it means 'click here' in English. It's pretty f***ing obvious by the pronunciation no? Thought I only know how to curse and swear in German didn't you..hah?? So don't get me started now. Well you guys are bloody hell wondering what am I trying to tell you ain't it? Enuff all the English crap already.

You see..back in the year 2007, when i wasn't so bright about blogging..hell had it yet existed at that time I'm not sure...well I like any normal rocker with savvy IT skills went looking for lyrics for a Russian rock band named Gorky Park. I looked and I looked and I looked and it is nowhere to be found. After days and days of looking and hair pulling at last I had proven myself to be masterful at the art of surfing the net and gloriously celebrated the find.

 

It was though outrageously hard to find that I had to subcribe to a German website (ironically) named Valuemail  to get them lyrics you see.. and the only thing in English in the website was it's domain name!! It wasn't easy i tell you..it takes a lot of swearing in several languages to finally able to subscribe to the website in order to get the lyrics..and that's where my German lesson began.

From that moment on I am eternally stuck to receiving their newsletter promoting ads of travels and cars and others which i don't f***ing understand what their saying. All they send me was all Freunden Ziegen...Freunden Ziegen..but thanks to the magical Google Translate I found out what it meant eventually which is 'Show Friends'. Besides all the bollocks that I have to read every now and then, thank you to my unwittingly curious kind habit of opening every mail in my inbox..some good came out of it when they sent me a picture that I'm happy to say to be the envy of every other people.hehe..recognise it??

Now that I am more German literate than ever..I hope that one day I'll be free of this German invasion on my email inbox. Well that's the end of the story. I'll be off to bed now. Cheerio